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Sunday, July 20, 2008
my friend is emo and im back!!
my idiotic friend think i have forgetton this blog.. i dont blame him cos he's an idiot..stewpid boy stewpid boy!! lol
wow.. its been freaking long since i've log in man.. maybe about 2 to 3 years or even more, im not sure and i even forgetten my freaking user name and password. it took me like 15 mins to figure that shit out. well im bored and stressed out now at the moment..thats why im here to note down my nonsense and see that my friend is fucking sad and lifeless.. please dont commit suicide dude.. call me before you do anything stupid alright..may the force be with you.. hahaha..
well...approximately 3 to 4 months till i graduate.. seriously cant wait till that day to come man.. although many of my friends told me you would prefer studying when you start working.. whatever is it i just wanna graduate for the sick of graduating and start working and earn alot alot of money and employ my 'keling kia' friend and pay for his children's education.. LOL.. hahaha.. remember or not i said that in form 4.. just kidding dude..lets make it together in life...
ok LA.. have to go already LA.. to be honest im fucking talking to myself because no people actually know this blog existed. well RICHIE RICH.. guess the both of us is lame and pathetic.. lol.. call me when you see this post..
cheers..(to whoever that read this)
Posted at 07:31 pm by rsjabber
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Thursday, March 27, 2008
Bored...Blogging...So Soon...
Well Well Well... I'm Blogging Again....But so soon?
Wow... I guess this just goes to prove how bored I can be huh?
Well...What do I blog about now? What do I say?
I guess, I'm just hoping that this blog will come back alive... But as I have already said before, this blog is now close to dead, Maybe even left for death.
But what can a man do? Sit, Wait, Hope...
My dear friend, Mr. Brandon Tan Ti Pui, even he has forgoten about the existence of this blog, I think...
It's been a while since I've met up with him. What with me working the night/graveyard shift and what not.
I start at 6pm and end at 3am... So that is like a huge blow on my social life...
My schedule nowadays is like this - Meet my GF --> go to work --> sleep --> meet my GF --> work --> sleep (feel free to reloop it).
So yeah, as a result of this, I'm a lil out of touch with people.
It's sad, I'm not able to see people who I would really love to meet up with and talk to. Just like I/we used to do in the "good old days".
Unfortunately, those days are no more...No longer "accessible".
But, a man's got to do what a man's got to do right? So yeah, thats exactly what I'm doing...What I have to do. What I've got to do to survive, To prosper, To move on, To Live my life like I've always wanted to.
Good pay, Good company, bad office politics... But works work, and I''m not about to let the idle people in the office get in the way of me and my work and dreams, in the way of my will to succeed.
Alot of the people in my office are happy with idling, I'm not one of them, I'm not going to be influenced with their mentality of idling...I refuse to be content with my current status...I want more, bigger, better, happier...
That's jsut me...a guy with big big dreams, to be filthy rich, as my name suggests. And I will not sit still till i am there, till I get what I want.
Fuck the idles... Fuck those who are content with so little...
Fuck them...
I refuse to be there, I will not be there, I shall not be there.
Peace...
Posted at 11:37 pm by RaineMaida
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Monday, January 28, 2008
Wow,
I'm finally blogging...
After a long long time...
Wow...
It's been 2 1/2 years since this blog ha been updated...
Wow...
It's been a long long time...
Much has happened in these years...
Much has happened...
But I wont update anything now...
Maybe I might blog again soon...
Maybe you might see another post in a year or two...or five...
Either way , I dont think that people even realize that this blog is still alive...But yeah...
Toodles people...Back to work for now...
Posted at 01:05 am by RaineMaida
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Saturday, June 25, 2005
Finally....I'm Updating....
Hello.....
It's been quite a while since I have said anything here...
No one really comes to read anything here in the first place, so it's not that big a deal....
Well then, its been a good 8 months almost since my last post, and in those 8 months, alot has happened to, and around me....
A few of the things that happened to me are:
1) I quit my job at GNC
2) Got a job at Motor Trader
3) Got ANOTHER job doing some surveys
4) Quit the survey job
5) Lost alot of weight, 25-30Kg's to be exact
And last but not least, I became wiser hahaha.
A few of the things that happened around me are:
1) Dad got a new car
2) Dad got a new GF
3) Got a new dog in my house
4) Made quite a few new friends, although I havent even started university yet....
5) Places changed quite a bit, i.e: Cameron Highlands, Subang, PJ area
6) There is now this big ass Dome Cafe in Jaya.....
It's been more than a year since my beloved, dearest mother passed away. On my mom's 1 year anniversary, we had prayers for her a week before the actual anniversary date, and on the day itself, my dad completely forgot....Yes, my dad is an ass.....I agree a 100% with that.
But this past few months have not been all that bad actually, I can't only complain, I have to admit, that being alive is a blessing on it's own, so yeah, I am thankful as well...Life is a blesing after all =)
It's quarter to six (5.45) in the morning, June 25th 2005, one day after my birthday, June 24th....what did I do on my 20th birthday? Sleep....I slept till 7 in the evening, why? Cause the night before, on the 23rd, I got drunk, Bacardi is kewl.....Finished a bottle of Bacardi Blanc all by myself, and came home drunk, slept at about 7am, woke up at 7pm....12 hours of sleep....Thank God that I dont get hangovers, it would have really sucked hahaha.
I wish that I could dream. Since my mom fell sick and passed away, I havent had a single dream. It's almost 2 years since my mom fell sick. It sucks to not dream, plus it sucks to not have restful sleep. Yes, I admit, I do sleep alot, but it's not restful. The sleep that I get nowadays is basically just, well....sleep....not rest.
I dont know why I am typing all this out here, it's not like anyone really cares anyway...And no, I am not having a low self esteem problem now.
No, I am not complaining about how my life is, I am not saying that life sucks, I take what comes head on, not like I really have much of a choice to do it any other way, but even if I could run away from my problems, I wont. It's no use, sooner or later it catches up to you. You can run, but you can't hide.
Other than last night, I havent had much sleep....Sleeping at 6/7/8am everyday, waking at 10/11/12pm. Went to Camerons, had a total of about 6 hours of sleep in the 4 days that I was there, thanks to some people doing some stuff which was freaking annoying.
Well, ok....I guess that I should stop ranting for now. I'm now acting like me.....Steady steady...Maintain....Act normal....Be normal....Normal now.....
Ok....I guess that I shall also talk about the good stuff?
Nah, maybe not, its not good to mix the hot with the cold, not good to mix opposites....That's the main cause of tsunamis anyway right? Yeah, so I shall stop ranting and complaining.
Till the next post, Tata, Bye Bye...
Posted at 07:14 am by RaineMaida
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Monday, May 23, 2005
bangun pagi, gosok gigi, cuci muka, "PERGI SEKOLAH"
wooOOooOOOO...yeahh i'm back to blogging it seems =).. hahaha.. after 7 months of doing something and nothing, finally i'm going for my orientation tmr... wow.. come to think of i actually enjoy myself so much during the holidays... hanging out with my friends and cock talking all the time.. heahea.. i used to do something like that. - bangun pagi, hisap rokok, main dota, guna gondar... yea besides that.. good news for "myself".. how pathetic man.. i finally cut down on my ciggies..i feel so much healthier now.. just like new born child and probably can run like few hundreds meter futher... haahaha.. k man.. i'll update when i'm free.. "ciaoz da mao derest!!! learn this shit from cheah siu fen!! =)"
Posted at 04:59 pm by rsjabber
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Sunday, November 28, 2004
The Benefits Of Sex, Before-During-After....
Since My Dear Friend Mr. Brandon Tan Ti Pui Does Not Feel Like Updating The Blog, I Shall Do It, Just So That You Guys Can Come Back Here ANd Read The Silly SHit That I/We Post Up....
This Post Is About The Benefits Of Sex, Yeah...Like You Don't Already Know That....
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.................... 12 Calories
Without her consent................ 187 Calories
REMOVING HER BRA:
With both hands..................... 8 Calories
With one hand...................... 12 Calories
With your teeth.................... 85 Calories
PUTTING ON A PROPHALATIC
With an erection.................... 6 Calories
Without an erection............... 315Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris......... 8 Calori es
Trying to find the G-Spot...........92 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary......................... 12 Calories
69 lying down...................... 78 Calories
69 standing up.................... 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow....................... 216 Calories
Doggy Style....................... 326 Calories
Italian chandelier................ 912 Calories
ORGASMING:
Real............................... 112 Calories
False............................. 315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................ 18 Calories
Getting up immediately............. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed
immediately.................... 816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION(without aid of
Viagra):
If you are:
20-29 years old................... 36 Calories
30-39 years....................... 80 Calories
40-49 years........ .............. 124 Calories
50-59 years...................... 972 Calories
60-69 years..................2916 Calories
70 and over............Results are still pending
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly....................... 32 Calories
In a hurry..................... 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door..1218
Calories
WITH YOUR WIFE KNOCKING AT THE
DOOR...9815 Calories
* These Statements Have Been Tested And Approved, As Wel As Rendered As "EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE" And Also Recommended By The National Health Care And Weight Loss Association, The Association States That A Healthy Lifestyle Consists Of Sex At Least 3 Times A Week, And Of Course, A Sensible Diet *
All in all, I would say that sex is a good thing.....gives you joy, happiness, pleasure, an adrenaline rush, and, as it is already proven above, helps you to lose weight....So People, Go Have Sex, It's Good For Health.....
Cheers...
Posted at 11:01 pm by RaineMaida
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Sunday, November 07, 2004
I wont say that this is an original piece of work from me....dont wanna plagiarize =P hahaha
Anyways, i thought this shit was interesting so....yeah, here it is....
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful word in Cantonese today is the word "TEW". It is one magical word which just by the sound can describe pleasure, hate and love. "TEW" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb both transitive (eg. Goh tewed Jayne) and intransitive (eg. Jayne was tewed by Goh)It can be a noun (eg. Goh doesn't give a tew about Jayne) or an adverb (Jayne is te-wing beautiful) It should be obvious by now that there are not many words as versatile as the word "Tew" Besides its sexual connotation, this lovely word can be used to describe many situations:
*Fraud - Ngor pei yan tew chor
*Dismay - Tew nia ma hai
*Trouble - Lei chii tew lor
*Aggression - Tew kow lei
*Passive - Tew ngor
*Confusion - Tew mat chat?
*Difficulty - Tew, ng chat meng ah...
*Despair - Li by yan tew lorr
*Philosophical - Mm lan tew hai lah..
*Religious - Omi toh fut, tew
*Incompetence - Oh, tew lo
*Displeasure - Tew, fart sang meh yeh si ah??
*Laziness - Tew lan lei lou hai
*Rebellion - Tew chart hoi!
*Direction - Mart chart tew tei fong ah???
*The mind really boggles at the many creative uses. How could anyone be offended when you say the word "TEW"?
Use it in your daily speech - it adds to your PRESTIGE!
I AM PROUD TO SAY THAT I USE THIS WORD EVERY "TEWING" DAY......
I Shall end this "tewed" up post with a "tewed" up poem.....
Sex is when a guys communication,
Enters a girls information,
To increase the population,
For a younger generation,
Do you get the information?
Or do you need a demonstration?
Now, Go tew somewhere and someone.....
Cheers
Posted at 11:28 pm by RaineMaida
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Tuesday, October 19, 2004
Here are some stuff which we USED to do....and I'm sure that i speak for everyone when i say that I miss those times....
1) You grew up watching He-man, MASK, Mask Rider, Super Man, Power Rangers, Transformers, Silver hawk ,Mickey Mouse, Ninja turtles, My Little Pony and Smurfs too.
2) You grew up brushing your teeth with a mug in Primary school during.You will squat by a drain with all ur classmates beside u,& brush your teeth with a coloured mug.The teachers said u must brush each side 10 times too.
3) You pay 40 cents for Chocolate or Strawberry MILK every week in class. fun to drink it...
4) You find your friends with pagers and hp cool in Sec school.
5) Envelopes given to us to donate to Sharity Elephant every Children's Day . but mostly we won't give a single sen!
6) You've probably read Young Generation magazine.u know who's Vinny the little vampire and Acai the constable.
7) You were there when they 1st introduced MRT. u went for the first ride with ur parents & u would kneel on the seat to see the scenery.
8) Movie tickets used to cost only $3.50.
9) You longed to buy tibits called Kaka(20 cents per pack),& Ding Dang(50 cents per box), that had a toy in it & it changes every wk,not forgetting the 15 cents animal crackers and the ring pop, where the lollipop is the diamond on the ring.
10) You watched TV2(also known as Ch 10) cartoons because Ch 5 never had enough cartoons for u.
11) Hardy Boys, Nancy Drew,e 3 Investigators, Famous 5 & Secret 7 are probably the thickest story books you ever thought you have read. Even Sweet Valley High and Malory Towers and not to Forget R.L Stine's Fear Street...
12) The most vulgar thing you said was Stupid & idiot .THE MOST EXTREME WAS 'super white'...If you ever said "fuck" or "shit" you would go and wash your mouth with soap cause you thought it was dirty, then you would ask for forgiveness from God....
13) Your English workbooks was made of some damn poor quality paper that was smooth & yellow.
14) Waterbottles were slinged around your neck and a must everywhere u go.
15) Teng-teng, batu lesung, chapteh, hentam bola and zero point were all the rage with the girls &boys too..
16) Who can forget Ahmad, Bala, Sumei and John, eternalized in our minds from the textbooks. Miss Lala & Zaki and Tini in Malay textbooks.
17) We carry out experiments of our own to get ourself badges for being a Young Zoologist/Botanist etc.
18) Every children's day& national day u either get pins or pens with 'HappyChildren's Day 1993' or dumbfiles with Happy National Day1994'.
19) We wear BM2000, BATA, or Pallas shoes.
20) You went to school in slippers & raincoat when it rained, & you find a dry spot in the school to sit down, dry your feet, &wear your dry and warm socks and shoes.
21) Autograph books were loaded with "Best Wishes", "Forget Me Not", & small poems like "Bird fly high, hard to catch. Friend like you, hard to forget".
22) Class monitors & prefects loved to say "You talk somemore, I write your name ah!"
23) When bullied by friends..we tend to say.."Teacher, u see he take my pencil"..
24) You brought every single book to school, even though there was one thing called the timetable.
Yes, we all did go through that time once in our lives....
Posted at 03:05 pm by RaineMaida
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Wednesday, October 06, 2004
Here Are Some Condom Slogans.....
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1) Cover your stump before you hump
2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie
4) When in doubt shroud you spout
5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack
it
8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize
11) She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12) If you go into heat, package your meat
13) While your undressing Venus, dress up your
penis
14) When you take off her pants and blouse, suit
up your mouse
15) Especially in December, gift wrap your
member
16) Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped
pecker
17) Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18) The right selection, is to protect your erection
19) Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil
20) A crank with armor, will never harm her
21) If you really love her, wear a cover
22) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
23) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
24) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your
pocket
25) No glove, no love
26) If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye
27) Even If she's eager, protect her beaver
28) No one likes a horses ass, protect yourself at
climax
29) Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in
the cunt
30) Avoid a frown, contain your clown
31) Harness the pygmy man before entering the
bearded clam
32) Constrain the little head before you stick it in
the shed
33) Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in
her sink
34) The weasel you must surround before you
please her on the ground
35) Cloak the joker before you poke her
36) Encase that torch before you paint her porch
37) Cape your throbber before you bob her
38) After detection sheath your erection
39) Before you penetrate hide your magistrate
40) Don't surprise her plug your Geyser
41) Cover that lumber before you pump her
42) Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle
43) She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle
44) House your noodle then release your strudel
45) Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp
like a hound
46) Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey
47) Cage that snake then shake and bake
48) Cover your peter it will be much neater
49) Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore
50) It's always funky to cage your monkey
51) It won't be funny with a coatless dummy
52) It won't be fun with an unwrapped thumb
53) It's not much money to catch your honey
54) Don't be a fool cover your tool
55) Hood that match then scratch that thatch
56) Stitch that switch then itch her niche
57) Wrap that tool to catch the drool
58) It ain't no jibe to protect her hive
59) Contain that sputum before you use him
60) Restrain your log then plow her bog
61) Glove your pecker before you check her
62) Coat that slimmer before you prime her
63) Condomize then womanize (or sodomize)
64) Cover old pete then grind her meat
65) Guard your peter before you meet her
66) Check your list before you tryst
67) Wrap your bate before you mate
68) Can your worm before you squirm
69) Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe
70) Contain your lizard then tickle her gizzard
71) Bag the mole then do her hole
72) Cuff your carrot before you share it
73) Jail your number then call the plumber
74) Cover your vein then drive her insane
75) Wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle
76) Protect your dink then fluff her mink
77) Restrain your lantern then stick it in her cavern
78) Hide ole harry then take her cherry
79) Wrap that spout then bore her out
80) Conceal your train don't cause her pain
81) Guard your bridge then do her ridge >
82) Shroud your trout then make her shout
83) To make her squat like a turkey, cover your
Jerky
84) Box your blister then poke her in the whiskers
85) Wrap your spout to cat |
Posted at 03:05 pm by RaineMaida
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Monday, September 27, 2004
Well, I have started working...until the next intake arrives, i shall be working....which basically means that i shall be working till february....
anyways, i have started work in a company named "General Nutrition Centres" better known as "GNC", I got the job thanks to a friend of mine who intro'ed me to the job....at first, when i started working, i was posted at OUG Plaza....where it is fucking dead, and there is hardly ever any business....but anyways, after two weeks there, i am now transfered to Sunway Pyramid, for this i have to say thanks to Kenneth Tan, for if he had not decided to join, i would still be stuck in OUG today, the people there are nice, but, i have problems going there, cause only one fucking bus goes to OUG from P.J, that amazing bus is the "INTRAKOTA BUS NO 27A" cibai.....i had finished work at 8 PM one day, and started waiting, i waited till 9.45 PM before i decided to give my dad a call and ask him to pick me up....now that im in Sunway, easier for me =)
Well, anyways, i shall chill for now, and let you guys do whatever it is that you guys do, and i shall post something the next time i post something....but trust me, the next time i post, it will be kinda funny, it will be regarding a nutritionist named "Irene Pann",
So, as my best friend, Mr.Brandon Tan Ti Pui says, "I Shall See You When I See You" , till next time,
TA-TA! *waves like a retard waving*
Posted at 08:26 pm by RaineMaida
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